Sunday, September 14, 2008

THE DOUCHE SUPREMACY/MATT DAMON BELIEVES PALIN PARODY SITE IS REAL

Matt Damon.
Actor.
Activist.
Douche Bag.
Recently, Matt Damon said that Palin believed dinosaurs were here 4000 years ago.

WHAT AN EVERLOVING IDIOT! Mr. Damon apparently fell for a Sarah Palin parody site that attributes fake quotes to her. It says:

On oil exploration and drilling in the ANWR:
God made dinosaurs 4,000 years ago as ultimately flawed creatures, lizards of Satan really, so when they died and became petroleum products we, made in his perfect image, could use them in our pickup trucks, snow machines and fishing boats. Now, as to the ANWR, Todd and I often enjoying caribou hunting and one year we shot up a herd big time, I mean I personally slaughtered around 40 of them with my new, at the time, custom Austrian hunting rifle. And guess what? That caribou herd is still around and even bigger than ever. Caribou herds actually need culling, be it by rifles or wolves, or Exxon-Mobil oil rigs, they do just great!



This makes me think of Matt Damon's best performance


He also said that he felt that she was unqualified but then follows that up by saying that he "didn't know much about her."

He mocks the fact that she is a 'hockey mom', 'mayor of a small town', 'Alaska', and calls it a "bad Disney movie."Well he would certainly know about 'bad movies', especially after you throw his buddy, Ben Affleck into the equation. I guess Mr Damon's filmography mirrors his candidates candidacy in many ways; overhyped, overdone, pretensious, falsely critical of the U.S., and underserving of any awards.

It just amazes me at the condesencion that 'liberals' and the 'liberal elites' spew towards Sarah Palin. It's because she is everything they have wanted but she's a conservative republican, and they CAN'T STAND IT!

They make movies, like Good Will Hunting, where the janitor rises above everyones expectations about him, to become something more. Now they are confronted with that in real life with a conservative woman, and they turn into pigs. Jamie Lee Curtis, Gina Gershon, and Pam Anderson are recent examples of this.

I hope they keep it up. It only drives more people into either supporting McCain/Palin or not supporting Obama/Biden.

Matt Damon is in that special category of liberals I like to call,

THE WALKING,TALKING MIRACLE OF PHYSICS LIBERAL

Matt Damon, as well as most liberals, fall into this category.Why?Because they have their noses stuck so high in the air, whilst their head is stuck so far up their ass. A MIRACLE OF PHYSICS!

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