SPREAD THE WEALTH AROUND (on a cracker)

The NEW YORK POST PAGE SIX has a bit about the everyman diet that the Obama's are enjoying in New York :

While he was at a meeting at the Waldorf-Astoria at 4 p.m. Wednesday, Michelle Obama called room service and ordered lobster hors d'oeuvres, two whole steamed lobsters, Iranian caviar and champagne, a tipster told Page Six.

Apparently, they ate the Iranian Caviar WITHOUT pre-conditions. Can't say I've ever had caviar before, I hear it's really sweet,just like Michelle. I like my fish eggs BITTER! JUST LIKE I LIKE MY GUNS AND RELIGION!